One of the things you need to know about me is that I have a weight problem. At my place, there is LOADS of grass and it is too rich for me – makes my feet hurt if I have too much – but I am not too clever about knowing when to stop eating! So I am often, well permanently, on a diet. Luckily, some of my friends are too, so there isn’t a problem with company.

Because of my gammy leg – remind me to show you the scar sometime – I can’t actually do riding and driving like the others, so I go ride and lead with the big guys, a few times a week. It is the greatest fun! My big friends are really obedient, but I do this very busy perpetual motion thing. So if they stop, I zoom around the front of them. If I get bored, I go in another direction for a while. Anyway, it’s cool and it helps me to keep my figure.

I am King of the Road!